monkeyuptown
MonkeyUptown
monkeyuptown

Yeah, there are worse things than having a husband with nice bone structure and a smallish nose.

I don’t hate him either. My husband kind of looks like him and I like that dude just fine. Maybe that’s why?

Oddly enough, it has to be post 2005!!

I have an appointment with a dietician tomorrow to help get this weight off. I didn’t even get pregnant it just looks like I am! Trying to unwind and detox and then think about it again a few months. thanks for the internet love!

Well first of all, we get a lot of trolls around here. Which is why I went on and answered your question anyway, and tried to do so respectfully, in case you were being genuine. If your feelings are hurt because of that, sorry but it wasn’t meant as an insult.

Can’t tell if trolling, but....

Yeah its been 6 weeks for me and its starting to go away. I want to wait a few months, ive gained so much weight and my emotions are so crazy. I went into my dr. today for anti anxiety medication to help with the panic attacks I’ve been having.

yeah that and the 28 days, I hope she can get out if it and not be stuck paying for 2 children she didnt plan on having and didnt know were being conceived!

I posted something a while back, that got hundreds and hundreds of stars and comments, about my feeling that I’m faking it all the time and my anxiety that I will be found out at any moment. I learned that day, from all the comments and support, that it is a wide-spread feeling and that we are all faking it.

I have to say, I’m not the biggest fan. There’s something very... unintelligent in his looks? I know that sounds horrible. But I’m not a fan of dumb.

Once you hit 35, that’s automatically a high-risk pregancy.

First of all- big hug.

What the fuck, Nordstrom?! Those are not cool.

Big Puppy.

Why block out the Twitter handles, ABC? Surely these Internet tough guys aren’t afraid of having to own their horseshit.

I grew up hating blue polish because my mom said it was tacky, and I’ve now become in love with certain blue shades—I’ve got one the color of the blue sky in O’Keeffe’s Sky Abive Clouds IV, a blue with copper microglitter the color of liquid copper, a greyed-out light blue like washed out denim—I’ve fallen in love

Thank you a million times over for not posing your hand like an awkward, tense claw just to show the thumb. THANK YOU!

Or “The Emperor’s New Clothes”