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Since becoming a mom 5 months ago I can't swallow this stuff. I have had to unfriend people because they feel the need to share shit like this along with animal abuse (which I also can't handle). Can someone show me cute cats or some shit?!

As much as I want to speculate about the situation...

Maryland Road Baby.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,

“I’m not going to have that first instinct of jealousy vibe,”...

As an intelligent woman who has been a feminist since well before I knew what that meant, I appreciate that they developed a social conscience. However I am also old and my high school and college years were filled with the Beastie Boys. I love their early music, even with the misogyny. I just can’t help it. Well,

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of antiperspirants is pretty up in the air tbh, but when it’s not the dead of winter I just can’t do it. I hate having visible sweat on my clothes, smelly or otherwise.

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of

I agree, I’ve never actually watched any Kardashian show (although I feel I still know WAY to much about them) but I always appreciate when infertility and miscarriage are talked about openly. I was fucking shocked when I started to try for a baby at 30 and faced 3 years of infertility followed by a miscarriage. When

The EXACT same thought just went through my head, along with “hmm, maybe I’ll go to Wells on Wells later, that’s a fun bar”.

I would actually watch this horrible show if Justin Bobby is the shitty boyfriend.

Fuck you. We adoptees are not consolation prizes.

“having to deal with the fact that the DOD and VA records still don’t talk to each other”

Oh, right! Why did nobody think to consult you about their reproductive choices! of course it’s that simple!

And my private health insurance doesn't cover it either. In fact, I don't know of many plans that do. I'm not saying this in defense of Congress/VA. I wish they all would cover it.

Funny story: You know how pro-life folks use so-and-so person exists today because the mother chose life and now there’s this beautiful child in the world. Well a friend of mine who was born through IVF sat in a bio class where a lot of students were arguing against IVF. After hearing some of their arguments, she

It’s not that I don't appreciate all the times you bought my coffee when you saw me in uniform. It’s definitely a thoughtful gesture. But if you really want to thank me for my service, you can collectively raise holy hell with your elected representatives about how injured veterans are cared for in this country when

I could believe that, but I see the arm of a couch in the photo. They could have a velvet couch in the garage though. Is there a fancy word for Rich Person’s Garage? Seriously, where are they?

I’d like to add, “wears a suit that requires cuff-links,” because cuff-links are hot.

Cincinnati Ohio here. But I feel that the Midwest just couldn’t give 2 shits about celebrities. Like, we are totally sidelined when we DO meet them because it generally doesn’t happen and it’s exciting when it’s someone you love. But at the same time, there sure as hell will not be special treatment. Politeness goes