I LOVE the middle polka dotted one. I wish they were all like that. Not sharpened to points though, I do not get that at all. If I didn't accidentally injure someone else I'd poke a hole in my vag trying to wipe.

I'm from Ohio and always thought cornhole was a white trash rural game, but it's a thing people do elsewhere?! Really?!

I think left leg and left shark need to party.

For sure. And a lot of these older mothers are using donor eggs. Altruistic donors are usually from those aged under 35 because older eggs get less obvious results. This individual may even have a donation from a family member. She may be a surrogate for a family member. And with a sperm from equally young father, the…

From the article: “Her latest pregnancy was the result of artificial insemination using both donated sperm and eggs”. Although they use the word artificial insemination which typically means IUI, if it's donor egg and sperm, it's considered IVF.

Well, be that as it may, this makes me feel soo much better about considering IVF at nearly 40. Someone told me last month that I “could be dead” when the kid graduates HS.

Don’t hate the city, hate the chili

I hate articles like this. Not because it isn't valid information that people should have, but because it would have made me feel like shit when I was pregnant and for a year after having my daughter.

The constant threat of medical malpractice suits are one of the biggest reasons why OBs are so c-section happy in the first place.

“Cancer’s a bitch but I’ll never understand everyone personifying it.” See what you did there? ok, you didn’t technically personify it as much as ... doggify it, but you seem to have an intuitive grasp on why people talk that way.

Over on ESPN.com they have a gut wrenching tribute to Lauren. She stared down cancer and death and instead of “fuck you” she said, “Let what will be what will be. I’ll do what I can with the time I have left.” And she did it all with a smile and without one goddamn complaint. Cancer doesn’t have such dignity. Dear…

I hate that life is so goddamn unfair. Rest in peace, badass lady.

Check out the suite for lucky Reds fans...http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/…

The Cincinnati Reds just opened a new nursing room this season and it looks pretty swanky! Don’t know what facilities they had in the past. And it says mothers are free to breastfeed in their seats but this place looks nice and cozy with flat screens.

I want to suggest a new millihelen column: What Am I Packing?/What's in my suitcase?

My fiancé is used to me shouting, "Ugh, there's fucking blood everywhere! Fuuuuuck!" every couple of weeks, but it takes a woman to understand that text that says, "Woman problems: fresh pair of undies, a stick on mentrual 8-hour hot pack, and two hours in you leak a little. Do you keep the hot pack and throw down a…

I would love to see that! I live in Oakland and there are some super stylish lesbians here. My bff visited me, she dresses very modern and slightly genderless - lots of collared shirts with slim trousers and crew-neck tee shirts - and she was so into the variety of 'gay girl' style that I actually took her to Sephora…

Check the State Dept website for the country you're going to visit.

the google has never led me astray on that question. You'll also find out when you get to the airport and try to board a flight without a visa, but you probably want to know way before that.

Embassies. Yours or theirs will do. They'll always be able to tell you where you need what kind of visa, how long it's good for, etc, etc. One of the best travel tips of all is to know where your nearest embassy is in any country you visit.