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I’m a libturd, of course.

Actually, she was indeed an alicorn when she said this! I’m working from home most of this summer (due to a child care issue), and Discovery Family runs a marathon of MLP every single weekday. So I’ve seen this episode recently. Several times. It’s a good episode, don’t get me wrong, but I’m very confident who was in

Twightlight Sparkle is an Alicorn. I regret that I know more about My Little Pony than I do about the Kardashians or Taylor Swift.

Thank you article for explaining Lean to me so this old lady didn’t have to go open Urban Dictionary in another tab.

Dear god that Twitter avatar picture is a work of art. Bravo.

I grew up on a block with 18 houses. There were three more girls named Sara/h on my block besides myself. Problematic.

A lot of doctors will not do IVF on a couple that is severely overweight, actually.

Thank you for saying this, and I wish you all the luck on your pregnancy.

Classical Radiohead is great. My friend used it as the score for a play he directed and it was amazing.

Gargh! We should be supportive of what ever works for the individual. Sharing horror stories is important for others still going through the selection process - every form of contraception has its downsides, it’s more a case of which downsides you are prepared to experience. For example, having read this article and

Mine has been fine, but I had that problem with Nuvaring, which everyone kept trying to push at me for years after I decided it was not a feasible option. Like, I don’t care how comfortable and effective it is if it’s ruining my relationships because I never want to have sex. If I want to be celibate, I can make that

It’s too bad that we don’t have a much safer semi-permanent sterilization/birth control option that requires no surgery, can be left in for 10+ years or removed easily if necessary due to side effects, that is cheap, and has been used by millions if not billions of women worldwide. Oh wait. It's called an IUD.

I THINK NOT!!!!

I had been so stressed out from trying and not getting pregnant that I decided “Fuck it. I’m enjoying my NYE” and wouldn’t you know it the very next day I just felt pregnant. Took a test and sure enough knocked up. I think life just likes to play tricks on us.

Or, you could do what I did, which was go to the doc for the official blood test, because I wanted to be pregnant but it would’ve been too early for the pee stick to tell. Went to Vegas with my husband the weekend before he was deploying to Afghanistan for six months, and either wanted to know and be happy, or drink

My husband once complained to our RE after my egg retrieval that the room where he provided his sample didn’t have cell service, and the WiFi network blocked porn, so it was very difficult for him.

MY FRIEND IS GOING TO ALL FOUR (4!!!!!) PHISH SHOWS AT MSG. THAT’S LIKE 16 HOURS OF PHISH.

I used to live in NYE and one year I went to see My Morning Jacket on NYE at MSG. Even being THAT close to Times Square was harrowing. (The concert was fun though.)

Here’s something you might not know: Heaven Leigh is the name of a character in a V.C. Andrews novel. A friend of one of my friends also named her daughter Heaven Leigh, after the character.

That's the best gift :)