At least they’re not goddamn jojo’s.

I would watch that. I would pay extra if both get banished forever.

I’VE SUCCESSFULLY TRAVELED BACKWARDS IN TIME

Do you have any Jones-ian stories you can share?

It’s a really good show that has attracted some really horrible people who don’t seem to understand that the toxicity of its lead character is not something to be admired.

I’ve never eaten there. Is it really that good?

I don’t care for jojo’s at all. I’ve never had one that wasn’t cold, greasy, and too starchy.

The attacks on the survivors of school shootings is pretty despicable. It still shocks me that they stoop so low.

I started listening to The Replacements about 4 years ago. They were at the end of their career when I was in high school so I always associated them with the John Hughes-pop of “I’ll Be You” instead of their earlier work.

I know people who work at Interior. They were cautiously optimistic when Zinke was appointed. They no longer feel that way.

Yes, airlines engineered the situation but people who recline their seats are still jerks.

I used to enjoy target shooting until gun culture became so toxic it just wasn’t worth it anymore (oddly enough, that was right around the time President Obama was elected). In my time around self-proclaimed “gun nuts” I found them to be frightened people. They framed this fear as “preparedness” and “self-reliance”…

I’m sure insurance companies are going to love pistol-packing amateurs in the schools. I’m surprised they haven’t weighed in already.

There are definitely wrong ways to play an instrument. Right now I’m re-learning how to fingerpick after years of doing it my own way. It’s hard but it’ll pay off in the end. 

“Your child can develop poor physical habits” This can’t be stressed enough.

Hint: Regal Cinemas offer catheters with their jumbo drinks if you have their club card.

I gave up “the sauce” 15 years ago. I don’t really miss it with any regularity (but there are times when a beer or bourbon would be nice). What I do miss is the camaraderie that people who drink together share. I’m still not completely over feeling like a bit of an outsider you’re out with people and everyone is…

I’m a Caps fan and I’d star this more if I could.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

I don’t believe I’ve ever listened to one of Mr. W.K.’s songs until today. Sounds like something that plays as the credits roll on a John Hughes movie.