AV Club writers are obsessed with the concept of tone-deafness. If a celebrity says something that isn’t quite tone-deaf enough, the writer resorts to a fake paraphrase that is the worst possible interpretation of what the celebrity might have meant. 

Well, Louis [C.K.] and Roseanne [Barr] are the two people I know. And Roseanne was so broken up [after her show’s reboot was cancelled] that I got Louis to call her, even though Roseanne was very hard on Louis before that. But she was just so broken and just crying constantly. There are very few people that have…

$950 in CA is grand theft and I believe he is being charged with a felony for it.

“You can’t blame everything on two comments,”

Maybe he just didn’t have time for this shit. We’ve all been there. 

Look, I’m not a fan of comic book movies, and I’m a film snob, and hell, just look at my name and avatar, but even I rolled my eyes a bit when Hawke invoked Bergman and Bresson.

Fantasy certainly doesn’t require a focus on magic. Look at fantasy literature. How many spells does Gandalf cast? Which Lannister is the most powerful mage? Why is (book) Geralt a compelling protagonist?

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Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

Common cooking heat doesn’t denature prions. It doesn’t matter if you cook meat well done; they can still get you. Prions pretty much have to be burned to “death” to go away.

Hey man, mortgages, daily vitamin supplements and taking your daughter to soccer practice is PUNK ROCK!!!!!!

One of my favorite movies ever!

I think the real reason veganism hasn’t taken off is that human beings find food derived from animals to be very tasty.

And The Crow one. Also Judgment Day.

I know this for sure, my initial thought years ago when I heard SyFy had gotten the airing rights for The Expanse (over other interested parties which included HBO) has come back with a vengeance, and my distaste for SyFy will now never die.

This is weird to me. I kinda see Freddie Mercury in there but I keep seeing Rami’s Malik weird googly eyes, lol. Which is what I expected when I heard they cast him.

So, are they doing this for Gary Glitter too? Phil Spector? Tupac?

Well, the thing that makes “criminal law” a distinct legal area is that it’s not just about an individual harm; it’s about a harm to society. So society needs to get made whole in some way, not just the individual victim. And whether or not Polanski has adequately paid his victim, he manifestly has not paid back…

Also seeing how the film is partly based on Marvel’s Infinity Gauntlet in which Thanos kills half the universe, that wasn’t really that much of spoiler.

@michaelweyer:disqus - I'm sorry.