monkeysaurus
Monkeysaurus
monkeysaurus

Nope. I proudly stand by my belief that jojos are wrong. 

Isn’t Maher a germ theory denier? 

This shouldn’t be news to anyone who’s familiar with his work at all. 

I’m surprised anyone noticed what a 51 year old punk rocker has to say about anything. 

Suicide Squad didn’t turn Batman into a mass murderer.

For me it was 1999's The Haunting. It was so bad I not only walked out, I asked for a refund. I didn’t get my money back but the theater manager did give me a raincheck.

Does this mean we’ll see a Harry Flashman host? If so, the guests will have nothing to fear from him as hell be cowering in a corner somewhere.

His work on Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans and Wild at Heart means he can do no wrong, at least in my eyes.

“He seemed honest.” WT ever-loving F? The man is incapable of telling the truth.

Think of it as “ah, well” instead of “ah well.”

Voiced by Udo Kier!

Pollen.

Who are those grown-ass men just standing around while the children bicker? Why are they there? I don’t understand.

Jojos are an abomination. That’s all you need to know.

I wish I could give you more stars.

Tartar sauce. Preferably from Ivar’s - keep clam!

“I’ve had friends who hate hot beverages” 

Steak fries are marginally better than jojos.

I saw the baby hippo earlier this year. Pretty cute!

“Moist” is fine as long as it’s only used to describe food.