If only I could find the clip associated with this quote:
Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was awesome. It just hung in the air, then it sent me a message. Big bright yellow letters saying I was going to have a good year.

Deep Impact screenshot. Nice!

chevy’d

Sure, the red taillight, but what jumps out at me is there hasn’t been a pickup in production for decades that you could actually see over the hood. The front end needs to look more like a freight train...

At least Mercedes said the right thing:

Wait really? I remember Sergio’s comments but didn’t know there was a cease and desist. That’s amazing.

Wait until they figure out that you are not really “Cash Rewards”.

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

While we’re at it, is it illegal for me to be typing this with my penis?

Im sure more informed people that me will answer this but an article that wants me to rat out a guy should probably address WHY i should more than it looking dangerous.

Is this illegal?

thank heavens

Ok, I legitimately laughed out loud. I spewed a few bits of curry, too.

Oh you mean like the joke in the article?

LOL....but Jason already made the joke above. Hard to put anything past him.

That’s one expensive flashlight. It’s almost cheaper to just have a child, raise it for 7-8 years, have them hold your flashlight, and then yell at them for shining it in your eyes.

Seen it once, that was enough.

Large consumption of alcohol has a huge negative effect on the immune system (check).

Someone needs to set up a booth on the outskirts of town offering will writing services, customizable pine boxes (chrome handles extra) and stock eulogies. Free samples below: