First thing I thought of.

Even as a kid I hated the minivan version and loved the louvered hatch/coupe version.

Come on, boat people. Don’t fuck up space travel for us.

Well, there is your problem.

Wait, they’re different??

Well, obviously then, the thing to do is elect him president.

Likely the government will give him the future funds he will seek.

I think you mean - I bet WE learn nothing and keep allowing him to do this. He’s acting rationally given what he can get away with. He’s a piece of shit. But if there are no consequences... maybe he’s right.

I’m sure the government knows what it is doing. It’s not like the electorate is dumb enough to install incompetent leaders.

Huracan relief.

I hope my kids can come punch him in the dick for the insane taxes they’ll have to pay 20 years from now. 

Cleveland Browns fans have been doing this for decades. It’s not support for the team, but a chilling warning.

Torch has a very large wrinkly penis, or I need to find my glasses. 

it’s this kind of thing that makes everyone involved wonder just how we ended up here.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Yesssss I got the stars to 69

Omg stop

Lookin’ good buddy

Hubba, hubba!
Now we know who’s going to me Mr. January for the Men of Jalopnik charity calendar.
You would, however, have to replace the Shar-Pei with a Changli.

Is Torch slowly turning into a nerdy version of Julian from Trailer Park Boys?