GoFundMe is a pox on society. Who the fuck is giving this dipshit charity because he was caught in the act of multiple crimes? Why can’t he afford an attorney if he can afford a hellcat?

Brilliant!

ALMOST is the key word.

I guess there are poo bags.

That headline sounds exactly like something that would have been part of this sketch. Thank you for posting it, so I don’t have to.

Fun fact: all unicycles are AWD.

Fun fact: all unicycles are AWD.

Fancy Kristen would have people to worry about that for her.

Bicycles are also mid-engined

Small consolation, but it’ll probably kill the War Boys crawling up the hood as well.

Cross-post to FloridaMan.  If not now, soon.  

I wonder if they ban any of the stupid ads where manufacturers tout how the cars nannies can auto brake and such so you barely have to pay attention while driving. That’s encouraging unsafe driving.

So you’re saying there’s a chance.......

Don’t worry about it.  I was on everyone’s B roll.

So whats worse, a bunch of tools pretending they’re street racing and it ‘might’ convince one or two people to try it, or the Kardasians constantly showing young girls they have to be attractive sluts to get anywhere in life?

Anyone can weld. Most shouldn’t.

Agreed.  You were right about the overhangs, of course.  That’s what jumped out at me first thing.