Valiant effort, but I’m not sure you can save it.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

A couple of Nissan SR20s would pull a premium one week before Race Wars.

Will David take it to Moab next year?

“Don’t worry about the flux capacitor dear, I made sure it’s well insulated. No, it’s normal for it to be warm.”

“Kids, shut the f*ck up and get back inside, stop bothering me. I’m trying to fabricate a back seat so we can spend some quality time together, you little brats! NOW GO BOTHER YOUR MOTHER!”

Which is great news for the camera guy in the trunk of the Volvo

It looks like the automotive equivalent of the Simpson’s camera hat:

Its greatest safety feature is it’s ugliness, nobody wants to be with a mile of that thing.

So it is a boat.

Please. A little culture.

“Jalopnik has reached out to McLaren to ask if the certification service costs owners anything and we’ll let you know if we hear back.”

“McElyea and Crawford talked for about two and a half weeks before meeting, and agreed Crawford would pay between $50 and $75 for “oral both ways and just straight sex” with the father watching.”