“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I fucking hate the clap emoji.

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

Fancy Kristen does not bother with silly things like “nationality”. Borders are for the poor. 

Is FK not American? Or am I actually in a parallel universe where the war of independence didn’t occur?

4/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang makes contact with another motor vehicle (moving or stationary) Threat level: high

Kristen: I don’t really understand how anyone could lose a whole car.

HEAR YE HEAR YE, QUEEN $KAYCOG, OUR COTD MONARCH, IS RETIRING.

Patrick and I thank you for your service.

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Andrew, your efforts to draw more page views to the Ultimate Ground Speed Check have been noted.

Meanwhile at the big 3:

Horrifying

Really shows how stupid the car industry has gotten, where even something as intuitive as buttons and nobs is something in need of saving. 

why.....? Do you hate the Humane Society that much....? 

‘Cause there’s nothing like a little shirtless James May, Jezza, and Richard Hammond, right? Total hotness.

You didn’t see the Craigslist ad they posted?

I totally get why they cut it, it sounds more like a roundtable discussion for the film than a scene. I also get why it was written, it was to humanize the characters, but the only one you really humanize here is Leon . Jesse has his moment with the computers, Dom with the Charger, Brian’s the cop so whatever.…