You can hope they’re respectful, but I think expecting it is just a setup for disappointment. Not only because some people are rude assholes, but because we’re all raised differently and shaped by different experiences. I was raised, for example, by people who were pretty strict about eating etiquette, like chewing…

Yeah it’s the Tupperware bit that gets me. And plus, it’s just manners to ask “Hey, have any drinks?”

First thing we tell people when we’re hosting is “-lists drinks and where they are located-, feel free to grab any!” for the more casual events. But for a person to just go into the fridge, without asking? Nnnrggh.…

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

Throw some grease on it, and a twist can be a nice change of pace. 

I took his saying “Am I losing the fight?” as sort of rhetorical or sarcastic. Sort of like “Yeah, you don’t like what I’m doing but am I losing? No? Then ima keep doing this.”

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

He died how he lived.

And my squeaky hammer.

He’s an older man who already has immense power. He just wants the cool toy that he can brag about to the other world leaders.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Poor guy. How will he ever go on!

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

ROONEYS, ranked

But is he elite?

Love and hate it Mack, welcome back!

Gotta give it to him on the technique. Uses canine teeth to puncture can to avoid fumbling with car keys, assumes proper stance as to not spill beer down jersey, pops top, drops left hand covered in beer to avoid dripping beer down the arm, crushes can for maximum flow. 5 seconds flat from catch and release.

Granted this was in the early 2000s, but I had an office job as a teen and made a lot less than I made in a restaurant. It was also kinda lonely being the only person under 30.

Should your kid get a job that teaches practical skills and empathy.