Do you think they enjoyed their time with you? My guess judging the self-centered dickish nature of what you wrote here is they (like your sexual partners) did not.

The bathroom is a shared part of the restaurant. You are using it or you wouldn’t know the attendant was there and he is likely tidying the bathroom(a service you appreciate but will not acknowledge due to it hurting your argument.) Refusing to give him a dollar on principle is a both heartless and impotent form of…

But see your bitch is with the job creator not with the attendant who is working a job I would never want. Give the guy a buck and take a mint, you cheap bastard.

Plenty of Crackers in PA. 

The NFL doesn't have All-Stars, and neither Stills nor Tunsil have ever been elected to the Pro Bowl or All-Pro. 

Neither Tunsil or Stills would have been under control by the end of the tank. They are getting prices that will be.

Forget Tua; this tank is on the Trevor timeline.

Glad you have come around and see things my way.

I read the article, but it is all about why football players understand Andrew Luck and his retirement and how hard a football life is.

I have no problem with Andrew Luck choosing to retire. It is his choice to make.

You are right.  I think a lot of guys just figure it hasn’t happened yet so they are good, but that is like not wearing a seat belt because you haven’t yet been in an accident, 

Fuck that both that swing and the pitch are better than most people in their late 50s. The running does look great but at 77 any running is awesome.

Nothing is worse than when you miss and throw a dead pull hitter an outside pitch.

This was true of little league dads in the 70s and 80s. In the modern game, every serious hitting instructor preaches launch angle and exit velocity. They think a single up the middle is garbage because it still takes 2 more singles to score you from there.

The Steelers did not make the playoffs for the first time since Leveon’s rookie year.  Not sure that was the just fine they were shooting for. 

If I can play like this when I am approaching 80, I  will be a  happy MonkeyMann. 

I once screamed, “IF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT MIDDLE, DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!!!” in a church league game after gloving a rocket at my face from the best player on the other team who definitely could control his bat.

But our letter conveniently left out where the beverages for this party were being stored. Not in the fridge than beer grabber is an ass, but if they beers were in the fridge, you gotta hide it in the crisper, drink it, or risk losing it.

This the truth. If you expect people to understand that the beer peeking out behind from behind the milk is your secret stash, that’s on you.  

I think there is a clear line between taking the wrong beer from the fridge and snooping in tupperware containers,drawers and cabinets. The guy is a douche but what are you gonna do yell at him and look unhinged over 1 beer.