This was the greatest rock’n’roll album ever made. Period.

One day in the not-too-distant future history students will look at excerpts from this speech, and the fawning frenzy of the idiots cheering it, and say “This was the moment when the American republic died”.

I guess I’m trying to use the vernacular I see used here most often. I’m 64 and trying to expand my repertoire beyond versions of “Get off my lawn”.If there’s another term that’s more appropriate than old I’m happy to use it. And you’re always welcome on my yard if you’re the delivery person from the weed store!

I am a fellow old and I say by all means Google this. That way when some 25-year-old wants to whine at you about how the boomers are all selfish trash who ruined the world for them, you can feel justified in telling them to go fuck themself.

That just sums up the Republican philosophy so perfectly— “So what if lives were ruined and the perpetrators were protected by our sacred institutions? We got some more trophies and the chance to congratulate ourselves on our loyalty and our respect for tradition!” Jim Jordan should be in the pervert-enablers hall of…

The obvious explanation that covers both stories is that once Manzell realized his wife’s potential he immediately retired from his pro football career to help her get ready to sweep the distance medals in the next Summer Olympics. How can Deadspin be so quick to assume the worst about people whose celebrity clearly…

After reading this article I think America is now ready for a demonic possession love story. Two young Catholics, one of them of Indian heritage, meet at an exorcism and fall in love; he goes on to become governor of Louisiana and a rising GOP star before vanishing entirely after bankrupting his state in order to…

He quit his job as a sheriff’s deputy over allegations of racism and planting evidence, then got hired by the state police. He used that bully pulpit to promote his Congressional candidacy, even though his campaign manager had to quit after getting caught in a prostitution/human trafficking sweep. Now he’s in DC…

Here’s some of Clay Higgins’ rabid babbling while he was still serving here in Louisiana:

The Senate approves them, or— in the case of McConnell’s Senate under a Democratic president— simply refuses to even give the nomination a hearing. Are you just being argumentative or are you really that civics-challenged?

This headline, much to my surprise, wasn’t about Trump, or Sarah Saunders. Maybe next time.

No. Beto should stay in Texas and run for Cornyn’s seat, which he has a much better chance of winning. If the Democrats don’t swing enough Senate seats to get a majority it doesn’t matter who wins the presidency, because the same bunch of fundamentalist GOP 1%ers who are running the Senate will keep on keeping on and…

In the movie version they’ll combine the two into a single character, who will for legal reasons be named Dick Head.

How is it that they continue to howl about Cohen’s criminal behaviour yet seem to totally ignore the fact that every illegal/questionable/shitty thing he did was directly on behalf of the guy whose ass the entire GOP has been kissing for the last two years?

I hear that at CPAC today several speakers assured the crowd that Trump was born in a manger.

They’d tell these idiots that Democrats want to take away their Viagra.

Or donate to Hillary’s blood-drinking pedophile coven.

Ms. Silverman sure has a way with words.

Absolutely agree. With the Republican Senate mired in obstructionist mode a Democratic president will be pretty much powerless. Plus Beto just doesn’t have the legislative experience to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate.

Oprah is really just peddling a kinder, gentler flavor of the same self-help bullshit as Ray. Plus she inflicted Dr. Phil on America, which in my mind offsets all the good she may have otherwise achieved.