monkeyman56
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The only correct answer to this question is “By reminding myself how lucky I am to be with her”. Unless of course you have a REALLY comfortable couch.

Obviously they were SOCIALIST puppies.

Any group where Clay Higgins is merely a minor asshole has got some serious issues.

Maybe “Dumb and Dumber’ would be a more-appropriate reference. Cohen was dumb because he got caught, but Jordan and Meadows are dumber because they’re committing slow murder on their entire party by carrying water for President Manbaby.

I think you spelled ‘obscuring’ wrong.

I thought it might be a quote from the pope’s last press conference.

If that had happened to James Harden he would have been hollering for three free throws.

Trump, Sarah Saunders, Giuliani, Mitch McConnell. Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham. Paul Manafort... Cohen isn’t even an honorable mention on the “least trustworthy” team.

Why would anybody think that claiming to have read Jane Austen would make you sound smart? 

How unfortunate... that he failed.

“A liar, a racist, a conman”... isn’t this pretty much a summary of all the things his base loves about him?

Yeah but only if they’re corrupt, stupid... and Christian.

Charlie Watts approves your take.

All I know is he makes Durant absolutely lovable by comparison, and Durant actually makes his team better.

Mick Jagger would like to contest your observation.

Florida Man Gaetz has said so many creepy things about AOC I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten a restraining order on him.

Pretty funny coming from a guy who skated on multiple DWIs because of his father’s political connections, invited an avowed racist nutjob to be his guest at last year’s SOTU, and has echoed Alex Jones’ delusional bullshit about shooting victims being part of a conspiracy designed to undermine Second Amendment rights.

I read this headline and thought it was an Onion article. 

Wait... Bibby was drafted ahead of Vince Carter, Dirk Nowitzki, and Paul Pierce?