Don’t know how you feel about country music but Steve Earle’s “Nothing But A Child” is a great Christmas song that doesn’t have the C-word in it at all.

If meeting nice dogs isn’t a sport, it should be.

I believe ‘bona fide’ means ‘in good faith’ which means the entire GOP should be banned from ever using it again.

“Bipartisan effort is not something Mitch McConnell is interested in.”

Local elections are not glamorous but they’re important. 

Frog news is good news.

I beg your pardon?

If Cadet BoneSpurs can close the border simply by demanding it be done, why do we need a wall?

The correct answer to this question is ‘With a tire iron”. (Signed, Kentucky fan.)

And the Southern Baptists. Not those librul gay-loving communist Yankee Baptists, neither.

They should have made put the guy in a locked room with Cousins and made him do it again.

Have they identified the fan as Mark Wahlberg yet?

Just curious... is Paxton still under indictment for securities fraud?

A billion in fines is nothing to an institution worth $1.87 trillion— just a minor cost of doing (sketchy but unprosecuted) business. As are the tens of millions they will gift this asshole with as he walks away unscathed, probably into a position in Trump’s Treasury department.

Is that the game where Chris Weber was the announcer? His partner asked him ‘Chris, what do you run with no time outs and under two seconds left?’ I would have loved to see the look on Weber’s face....

Maybe the KFC in DC has a helipad?

Kudos for ‘taint remora’ though I think you might get some pushback from McConnell, Graham, and Hannity.

I just have to shake my head that they are basing this pearl-clutching response on a document NONE OF THEM HAVE SEEN, rather than on actual events that everybody in America could watch with their own two eyes.

I love how mealy-mouthed McCutcheon asks her “Why do you want to degrade this institution?”, as though it were possible to degrade the Alabama state legislature any further. Watching the video even I can tell that there are only two appropriate responses for him to make: utter silence, or “yes ma’am”.

Show me on the doll where the tights touched you.