In many cases, the national-level shitheads got their start as local or state level shitheads. This is why it’s important to vote in every election, not just because it sucks to have shitheads running your local or state governments, but because those shitheads then go on to run for federal office, and help shit over…

Dad?

Last I heard, the trial was still pending, and his wife, state Senator Angela Paxton, had introduced legislation to make what he did legal: https://www.texastribune.org/2019/02/16/ken-paxton-angela-securities-regulations-texas-attorney-general-power/

Lol if they banned every racist fan for life they’d have a hard time filling the stadium after 5 years or so

I don’t know who [Amy McGrath?] Mitch McConnell’s opponent is going to be in the upcoming race but it will be a rare time I donate to a political candidate.

Service journalism is crucial to our mission here.

the end result of generations of education cuts and churches telling people a vote for a democrat is a vote for the devil

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. You have to take their blindfolds off.

♪ ♪ Hurry home early

Well I can’t speak for the other 1.3 million people who live in the Greater New Orleans Metro Area and the rest of southeast Louisiana but it’s where I was born, live and work.

Those are only half. The other half is “scam the govenment for money at the expense of kids hoping to get a better education” 

They should start with bricked-up Mexican ditch weed like the rest of us did. 

I doubt I have the stomach for another installment of “Lindsey Graham Couldn’t Be Any More Pathetic,” but, if it’s any consolation, I can tell you that a couple of minutes after I couldn’t edit the post, I realized that I could have put a finer point on the whole thing by tweaking the final line. It should have been:

About the same amount of time you need to go and protest eating meat.

ETA: It actually started with Clinton.  I can’t edit my post because Kinja is Newt Gingrich.

Zion charged, the foul on Fall was super soft, and Delaurier should have been called for a hook and hold on the free throw. Thank refs for Duke.

Pfff. At least LSD would make living interesting.

“We may be a pestilence on the land, but at least we ain’t Matt Gaetz”

In other news, refrences to classic literature have also been outlawed in Virginia