God I hope every Jill Stein voter in the country is writhing in shame right now.

If you got pulled over and spoke to the cop this incoherently you’d get an instant arrest for DWI. And probably deserve it. 

The corporate-owned, profit-driven, both-sider waffling media that depends on government issued licenses to survive, and which continues to promote the delusion that rich somehow equates to perceptive or insightful? Yep, sounds pretty ‘liberal’ to me.

As a not-yet-escaped Southerner I applaud this take. The only thing you left out is the Reefer-Madness-era thinking on decriminalizing marijuana, which is mainly takes on “But think of the white women we need to protect from drug-crazed rapists!”

I have this vision of an alternate/parallel universe where these two guys trade drugs of choice... Alex smokes ten joints a day and turns into Joe Rogan, and Joe starts mainlining Adderal and turns into Alex Jones. 

Good thing they weren’t speaking Farsi or Urdu-- they’d be on their way to a DHS retention center.

These are the same idiots who burned their Nikes to whine about Colin Kaepernick.

I was a Pelicans fan last year because I live near NO and lived in Lexington KY for 30 years. (The Pels were basically a UK alumni club last year— Davis, Cousins, Rondo, Darius Miller, one of the Harrison twins...) I keep having this image of Gentry sitting in his darkened office imagining the team he could have had…

Sirens of Titan and Welcome To The Monkey House.

They’re all individual countries? Not everything between Texas and Panama is Mexico? I’m shocked, I tell you....

Something doesn’t sound right about the phrase ‘firmly obese’.

If I can find a way to get a two-million-dollar salary bump for a job that requires me to work once every five days for nine months of the year they can slander my entire family non-stop for a month.

“Do not watch the Knicks for any reason besides Mitchell Robinson...”

I’m surprised they didn’t get Devin Nunes to oversee this ‘investigation’.

I’ve always believed that if these Hemingway wannabes were true sportsman they’d be going after something that could shoot back. Like, preferably, each other.

It’s also a test of just how much utter bullshit Trump acolytes are really willing to swallow. The tax bill was bad; they never managed to repeal the ACA; Kim Jung-Il is still merrily developing nukes; the Middle East peace deal Kushboy was supposed to oversee is nowhere near happening; the wall isn’t going to be…

Or what if he had declared a national emergency in order to bypass McConnell’s obstructionist ass and get a hearing for Merritt Garland? You could certainly make a case that interfering with a president’s right to appoint SCOTUS justices is far more of a national emergency than what is happening at the border.

It’s really weird how that smell lodges in your brain and can’t really be compared to or confused with any other smell.

Two comments... I spent 35 years running  kitchens in fine-dining restaurants and the only thing that was as bad as Valentine’s Day was Mother’s Day. And for album art the early Yes albums with the Roger Dean artwork were great. (I think he also did some covers for an obscure funk-type band called Osibisa.)

That’s okay... when I observed that the main difference between Jimmy Carter and Trump was that Carter quit cultivating nuts once he got elected, nobody thought that was funny either. Good thing I am not relying on my comedy material for an income...