Well, ummmm... my thinking was that new shoes would be more fashionable and therefore ‘smarter’. Maybe I should have thought about it a little harder.

And then he’ll want to bill the government for the naming rights.

Aphasia. Common in stroke victims, the senile, Alzheimer’s patients. 

I wish they’d talk more about the real national emergency, which is that we have a senile, sub-literate, compulsive liar as President.

I have shoes that are more intelligent and articulate than Alex Jones. Not new shoes either.

That’s why he’s so desperate to make this into a thing; he is facing some very expensive court cases/judgments and there are only so many idiots out there who will buy his back-hair-growing cream or whatever it is he shills.

Trump’s dealmaking skills are so good that after another shutdown Congress might vote for money to tear down the barriers that are already in place.

Like McConnell claiming he thinks Trump will sign the bill but only after he reviews it... while Trump is busy whacking balls into his new golf simulator and waiting for Hannity to call and tell him what to do. 

On the other hand, if Trump IS impeached and removed from office, it may give Preacher Pence the chance to turn the entire country into Gilead.

Funny how fucking ignorant people sound when they trumpet their lack of knowledge about human history between the 12th and 16th century. Thanks for playing.

I guess I need better glasses— I thought this article was about the LSD church.

Funny... that’s exactly what most of the world is saying about the U.S. right now.

The Muslim religion that was the intellectual light of the world for four centuries while Christians were debating whether or not the average Catholic should be allowed to read the Bible?

Abrams is only finishing what the Catholic church started.

This is no reflection on your ex but Portuguese water dogs are pretty awesome.

You can bet he and Rick Pitino were tight.

In his defense Pete has moved from Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale, the dating equivalent of going from go-karts to Formula One.

Dammit... I just had to go back and delete this exact comment because I didn’t read the other replies fast enough. Obviously you have an excellent take here.

He and Stephen A. Smith should get together for some hot takes, mostly so Drew can write about them in Funbag.

To go from where this franchise was nine months ago ( fresh off a sweep of Portland and in a briefly-competitive series with Golden State) to where they are now is the management equivalent of jumping off a building while chained to two anvils.