Ha, I made fun of Cairo on a Deadspin thread yesterday! South Georgia is an unholy combination of Florida and Alabama.

Nice, I knew I was forgetting one.

Early Georgians were apparently big fans of naming cities after ancient capitols. Athens, Rome, Dublin, Cairo. Although they pronounce that last one ‘KAY-row.’

(5) Start a website just asking questions about whether he raped and killed a young girl in 1990.

(3) Bone the guy’s mom.

When I managed corporate joint I used to take off the grat to get the asshole customers to shut up, and then retroactively apply a discount after they payed so the server could keep the difference.

I actually came for the Ludacris 'Rollout (My Business)' references, but so far I'm disappointed.

No Pence More the Richer

Actually, it's about ethnics in journalism.

it's a subsidiary of Rex kwon do.

That literally brought tears from laughing.

Annnnnd Pinkham's Law is proven again.

I'm also an alum of CGS (College at the Gas Station)! Surprising you met such a loser at such an august institution.

Top right comer of the olde-timey po folks picture: that's a giant nutsack.

I see more aggressively obnoxious straw-slurping and ice-rattling these days. For which their suck holes should be filled with carbonite.

Some version of that happened about four or five times throughout the year. At the end of the year, I moved to Ohio and played on a team with a bunch of guys who were at my level and never got dunked on again.

I just don't understand how one is supposed to drink privilege while also sucking on a dildo. Unless maybe the dildo ejaculates privilege?

"I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami."

As a long time restaurant worker, I have perfected the art of slapping my foot on to the unturned prongs of a dropped fork, flipping it into the air and catching it. That is my best pick up move. I suck at hitting on people.

But what if I'm orgying the babysitter?