I understand optical illusions, and that the dress might be black and blue IRL, but if you look at that picture and see a black and blue dress you are a psychic mutant and I don't trust you.

I understand optical illusions and it might be black and blue IRL, but if you see a black and blue dress when you look at that picture you are psychic mutant and I don't trust you.

I once waited on former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, which covers two of the job titles OMG!PONIES! list! You're right, he was very polite and tipped well (still an asshole for warrentless spying and torture tho). True story: his wife asked me where would be the nearest place to buy Orwell's 1984.

Renegade Lamas?

Only if it's a monogrammed spigot.

Lyin' embed

Something something tight end.

Man, if you're going to publicly admit to doing horrible things to a Dolphin, you should at least go Incognito.

*cough*thecontentsofthatemail *cough*

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtA…

I'm just gonna crank, crank, crank, crank, crank

Your user name really tied this joke together. Or, rather, failed to keep it tied together and left it splattered on my face.

Welp, no desire to see the Battle of the Five Armies anymore.