We won four in a decade lets not be greedy.

Why is your mustard black?

Now this is how you do a dead kid commercial!

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Those Xs were actually supposed to go over his eyes as a tribute to the New York Knicks.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

It's pretty obvious this Pats fan has a chip on his shoulder.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

Grandmaster Splash

I never thought I'd say the sentence "I'm with Kobe."

You see a meaningless photo, I see data.

I don't know, I think they are both really adept managers. Who else but the manager can ensure that sluggers like Matt Carpenter, Kolten Wong, Joe Panik and Travis Ishakawa hit huge homeruns in both the NLDS and NLCS.

I mean, it's the Jets. The L was bound to come eventually.

Obviously, the error was made in Jets.

Getting hit by a car > Living in places where Pizza Hut and Dominos are your only option.

Strike Zone, American Waistlines Expand; Balls Rarely Seen Anymore

In Philadelphia, it's just called a shower.

and toss 'warm-up' pitches!