if you were really from st louis, you'd have just ignored Drew and gone about your hard-working, blue-collar business.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Very old footage was the reason Kobe was sidelined for much of last season.

Ribeyes, Helicopter Rides and Booze

Everyone uses the "he's no Jordan" comparison to anyone - Kobe, Lebron, Durant - like it's a slight of those players. What would make someone "Jordan?" Because if we're using that as a barometer, then we should start saying "he's no Kobe" about a lot of players, because there are very few players in the few future…

HUNTER PENCE PRESSES HIS BURGERS INTO THE GRILL FOR FLAVOR

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

If there's anyone who needs a guide, it's Derek Jeter. Poor guy is completely lost any time he has to go a couple feet to his left or right.

The AL East over the last few years been home of the longest games in MLB. Anyone watching the games can tell you why, and its not the IBB: pitcher/catcher meetings. As it stands right now, a p/c meeting can occur as many times as the umpire will allow. This is regularly taken advantage of by the Red Sox and Yankees…

Good imitations? Both are a stretch if you ask me.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.