Remember that time he nearly killed Jo because he didn’t know how to drive a jeep? Yeah, good times.

Star for the use of the word shiplap. I have never seen the word before and was hoping it was a slur. Sadly its not but unless you really hate that style

I was watching a recent episode of Property Brothers(free cable at the gym, yo!), where one of the homeowners was going on and on about what she wanted in a redesined home, and she asked Jonathan if he knew about shiplap. The expressions of fleeting contempt on Jonathan’s face was priceless, along with the gritted out…

Yes - I agree they should say one way or another

So much yes, especially the hostage situation comment. I love watching HGTV at the gym, and one boring night on the treadmill I happened on this smarmy show. I was like “WTF am I watching, an extended Secret deodorant commercial where the woman is powerful and in charge, and the man is so doofy he can’t get dressed in…

The only way I can watch this show is to hit the mute button when he is on. He tries way too hard to be funny and isn’t. Stick to the job of fixing up the house and quit wasting time goofing around. (I honestly don’t care to see their kids either. Just fix the damn house!)

To be fair, I know of very few churches that AREN’T anti-lgbt. Even if the members aren’t anti, the book on which they are based seems to be (which is one of the many reasons I don’t go to church).

The anti LGBT thing pissed me off, especially when neither of them would come out an say either ‘we go to this church, but do not agree with that aspect of its teachings’ or ‘we go to this church and this is what we believe’. Either way, they should own their beliefs, though I have a feeling they keep quiet because…

THANK YOU. I didn’t know if it was my male insecurity of another “funny guy” (let’s face it, it still is), but I’ve always found this guy terrible.

Yeah I have friends that think they’re relationship is so sweet and I’m like, are we watching the same show? She has to chuckle indulgently every time a 40 year old man acts like an 8 year old, including eating a dead cockroach on a ‘double dare’ on live TV. Nothing about their marriage is sweet to me, except maybe…

The first time I watched this show I texted a friend, “I can’t decide if I like Fixer Upper. Joanna seems nice but I think I really, really hate Chip?” Every time I hear anything from him, past-me feels so validated. He seems like he is exhausting to be around.

I never had much patience for these two but the fact that they belong to an anti-lgbt church has made them even more unlikeable. They need to go away.

shiplap is soon to be (if not already) the new paneling that people will be ripping out and dry walling in the next 5-10 years...

The fucker wants a CLOTHING ALLOWANCE.

I don’t know what took everybody so long! I can instantly conjure “Real love, I’m searching for a real love .. someone to set my heart free, real love! Iiiiii-aaam searching for a real love!” in my head every damn day, and 1992 was a long-ass time ago.

That is EXACTLY it. My parents support choice, gay marriage, etc. but they don’t vote based on those issues because they don’t affect them directly. It’s like how republican congresspeople are anti- gay rights until they find out their kid is gay. Then suddenly they turn on a dime. It’s disgusting and myopic and…

My family is in the Dayton/Cincinnati area. The gun issue is really important to them (I actually asked my father what was more important to him- that his daughters have bodily autonomy, or that he can have access to whatever firearm he wants. He said guns). And neither parent could explain why, exactly, they would…

Due diligence, for fucks sake.

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

It’s probably taken more time than it should have, but I have gone from being completely indifferent to Kendall Jenner to officially loathing her.