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Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

Our future? Take comfort in knowing there’s nothing new here. People too young for the responsibility of running massive festivals always have screwed up and always will. See: Altamont (1969). Mick Jagger was 26 and hired the Hell’s Angels for security. Three concertgoers died.

I honestly can’t decide who deserves my scorn more - the asshole that thought he could throw together an event this size with zero experience or the assholes that spent their rent money on tickets after watching a single hype video, ignored all the red flags over the weeks leading up the event, and then went to get

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

How much is your vacation budget? For a middle-class person $2000 a year isn’t unreasonable. My income is similar to yours and while I wouldn’t spend $2000 on a whim, I would spend that on my one vacation in a year. I guess I’m lucky that music festivals aren’t my thing.

man i’m glad your aunt wasn’t there watching the show with you. She might never have come out.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

Oh we knew ahead of time. Their were viewing parties all over the place. They had been teasing it for several episodes with little jokes that had her almost come out.

They cant use bitch anymore. They need new ways to insult us. How petty

Reading all of the comments in this thread and according to my calculations it’s looking like Pratt checks all of the Trump voter boxes!

TBH if my body looked like that, I’d take photos every moment of every day.

The kind of people willing to pay for sexual slavery are not the kind of people who would switch to a more ethical choice.

Gosh I didn’t know photos were only for young people. I better tell my grandma to get the fuck off her phone and stop capturing memories! Oh wait she’s dead and those photos I have are all that’s left of her. Darn.

Yup. I would love a sex robot. I don’t see how this is much different from dildos. The thing that pisses me off is the shit she is saying, and the whole “Live to serve you” thing.

Harmony exists for no other reason than to make her owner happy.

Where he used to see her naked every day.

Didn’t Blind Gossip already reveal Carmelo’s baby mama to be like a nonprofit worker or something? And several other websites have profiled her.

Lots of modern bathrooms have finely-tuned/great lighting. Also what Yurrrr said.

Were they part of Uncle Scar’s plan to kill Mufasa and become king?

I snort-laughed at “I’M SORRY OK DAMN.”