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    Add to the short list...Rick Ross. He's maybe about as tall as me or a bit taller, plus he's overweight (even though he's lost a lot recently) so it makes him look extra short.

    That message to your co-worker is epic. LOL. I have a sense of humor so I would have left you one back (unless I hated you...then it would be awkward). But I'm sure you're a cool person so I would have ribbed you back.

    I remember Bobby V and that wack ass song he had. Lol. I knew he was extra short. T.I. is shorter than me as well. I don't know if you remember Young Joc but he was also like 5'5".

    Agreed. Usher is like 5'5'' at the absolute most. I'm 5'7" and I've seen him multiple times. Each time I always think about how he looks MUCH better on tv than in person.

    #TeamProperlyInstalledWeave

    I totally missed that part but yes, I agree.

    #teamBurkhart

    I highly doubt he said this but in the event that he did, I did not take it to mean that him having a child was karma. I took it to mean that him dealing with baby mama drama, legal teams. the stigma of hush money revelations and his now defunct on-again, off-again romance with Kae as the karma.

    I was just about to post something similar. Thanks for that addition.

    And she's going the way of her older sisters with that damn ass enhancements. God I wish Bruce Jenner would have left and took them a long time ago.

    It can be done. See exhibit A

    For what it's worth, I'm not totally sure why some people got pissy with you like you specifically called their monogamous marriage out as a sham. Sure, folks can feel strongly about it, one way or another, but the above thread where folks choose a few of your words and then went to town to pick you apart it seems

    Yeah, I hate this phrase. With a passion. And it's solely because of this site. I have never heard anyone actually say it in my entire life. But after coming on here I see it so often that I'm like, "please get creative if you're gonna shade someone." This "bless your heart" shit is played.

    A prayer request is nothing more than a thinly veiled invitation to gossip. Lol.

    Maybe this is a "thing" but I have never actually heard anyone outside of the context of TV or the internet say this phrase. And I'm pretty sure that had I've heard it now or at any other point in my life, I would have made ridiculous fun of the person who said. Sure old ladies from the south are known for saying this

    Yeah, we didn't have all that going on. The door off the hinges was in response to my sister slamming it one too many times after being asked not to.

    Lol, my dad was a good father. Awful husband, but I'm very happy he was around throughout my and my sister's childhood...cuz my mother was another story entirely.

    touche!

    My dad did that to my sister and to this day we all laugh about it. I died laughing when he did it. It was so unexpected. One minute my sister and mom are arguing and my dad tells her not to slam her door...she does it anyway. The next...all we heard was the sound of the electric drill and pieces of metal hitting the

    I agree. The tone was ALL wrong. That said, I still think it's a bit harsh.