It’s just a play off of this:

Thanks, that was a nice interlude in a morning where I’m manning a mostly empty office, it’s late-dusk-levels of light outside due to a massive cold front storm roling through Florida, and I’ve got jackshit to do but go to a pointless meeting at 10.

Your inability to analyze teacher salaries effectively might be an indicator as to why you have to work so much to get paid enough. I guess however you afforded a Viper at age 21 that you felt comfortable drifting in tunnels was just totally legit hard-earned money that was a totally appropriate amount of pay for the…

Even the time? What the hell regulation would require that?

Like a piece of chicken, I don’t want you to give it to me until it’s ready.

hahahah, my mind just snapped a little just attempting to put myself in those shoes. Many years ago I was a computer tech, so I can relate a little.

My wife’s last 3 cars have had fancy auto AC controls and she still insists on keeping it off auto. It should irk me so much less than it does.

Or you can just use some cannabis at bedtime.

Or you can just use some cannabis at bedtime.

Having worked at a few agencies for many automotive-related clients I can confirm that yes, this is exactly how this sort of thing goes down.

We Americans really know how to sell cars overseas, let me tell you.

The second photo, the one of the trim with the startling front end, even though I’ve seen it a lot over the past few days I still thought it was an exaggerated photoshop. The new one is slightly better but still in the fugly noway category.

Wow, this has aged very poorly, very quickly.

I’ve been around car culture longer, and it’s just not cool, no matter where you are.

Look, we all have eyes, you don’t need to shit on the guy’s car when he’s taken the time to share his experience with it.

I love that out of all the guesses humorous or otherwise, no one guessed Richard Hammond.

This is a grotesque display. Somehow brings attention to just how weirdly long this thing is.

They aren’t complaining about that, their likely non-off-roading types that don’t understand why all the vehicles around us are getting huge and off-road capable for no reason whatsoever.

Hubris, mad hubris.

My older brother won one at Disney when he was 9. Out of principal my mom sold her Acura Legend and drove a bone stock, base-model Cavalier for 3-4 years. She still physically shudders every time someone mentions a Cavalier.