mondayisforwinners
Mondayisforwinners
mondayisforwinners

lol, I’m not above it all. I enjoy watching people like you lose their shit over things that have zero effect on their lives. Go wash your hands with soap and don’t touch your face.

FFS, Why are people wasting their energy and time on a couple whose life has zero impact on their own? Really don’t understand all the fury and vitriol hurled at a couple for making a life change. Their actions have zero impact on your life.  Wash your hands with soap often, that is what matters. 

Also, they are living in Canada, not the U.S.

Finally, some good news to make one smile. Don’t drop the soap, you won’t be able to pick it up with that walker. 

There was a horrific bus crash in Canada in 2018. Two of the kids were mis-identified, one set of parents were told their son was dead, the other set were told their kid was in the hospital with injuries. I think it took 2 days before the mistake was realized because the kids were all the same age, similar builds and

Your loved one(s) assuming you have any are killed in a horrific crash. The people entrusted with treating their remains with a modicum of dignity take pictures and show them off to other people. You’re OK with that? 

I always pay cash for my cars. Three cars ago I was reading the sales agreement and noticed a $500.00 financing charge. I pointed it out to the salesman and he was “ha ha, how did that get in there” and removed it. I never used that dealership again.

Not trying to be mean or face shame but WTF is wrong with his face?  It looks like it was created with Playdoh.

I saw a bedbug while in bed at a decent hotel, I told the front desk person and they furiously denied their existence.  We never went back and told people why. 

I learned how to parallel park from an article in Maxim the men’s magazine years ago. It was called “How to be a Real Man” I think.. Anyway it explained parking very clearly and simply. My best parking job was pulling up to a tight spot and a group of guys from my work watched as I pulled flawlessly in without having

Always order thin crust pizza, perfect for eating in bed while laying on your side. 

If a luxury hotel/resort doesn’t have the skillset to say no to a professional moocher then they deserve to be scammed by said moocher/influencer.

I went to see Cats at a 1030pm showing because it was the most convenient time for me. One other person was in the theatre. When it finished we looked at each other and said nothing.... and left.

After my divorce I looked forward to dining alone. No one sitting across from me from grizzling about the food, my choice of entree or having a dessert if I wanted to without the stinkeye. Eating at my own pace and reading my book! Plus I got to choose the restaurant, no compromises!

This never gets old.

McMadCow

Was the Tesla black or white?

Illiterate black heathens?  Who knew they had so much power. Does that explain Trump? Did he work really hard to get the heathen vote?

Uncle Kanye

What do you talk about with them? A sack full of hammers has better conversational skills than most 17 yr olds. It’s hard slogging to get them engaged in anything beyond 5 feet of themselves.