mondayisforwinners
Mondayisforwinners
mondayisforwinners

I’ve been Covid tested twice a week for months and it’s not painful. It feels like your nose is being picked for 15 seconds. 

Have you ever considered doing something like AMA like on Reddit?  I have so many questions. We used to have a friend who worked as an undercover cop and he never talked about it.

Our local one didn’t require ID but the wholesale restaurant food store required a business number. I used our workplace’s number and they never asked for ID for it because restaurants often send staff to pick things up.  Last visit a guy wearing a cook’s uniform literally came running in, grabbed a cart of meat

I first read it when I was around 15. Then I read it again a few years ago and it seemed liked a documentary. Try to scratch out a living for your family while being fucked over by giant corporations, nah, too unrealistic.

Nobody read the ending of The Grapes of Wrath!

Okay, maybe adult diapers?  Otherwise I’m sticking to my toilet until further notice. But I really want to see the job description for this. It goes without saying that it’s a minimum wage job. 

My mother made me a powder blue 100% cotton long gown. It had a band of fancy braid under the bosom part.  The bottom third was ruffled with another band of fancy braid. It looked like something that a Jane Austen chambermaid would wear on her day off to meet her beau, the stablehand.

Didn’t Charles date/audition one of her older sisters? And that’s how she first met him, at least casually?

Tone down the neck ruffle and lose the lace and cuffs on the sleeves and maybe the dress will work. But it is ugly as sin.

The fact that she just rolled out of bed, brushed her hair and said, fine, that’s good enough. It was so obvious that she couldn’t be arsed to get her hair styled for her wedding.

That dress screams WTF?!! It’s new, traditional, loaded with symbolism and looks like it was put together by a committee who had no idea of what a wedding dress should look like. The person finally forced to wear it DGAF and probably hated it at that point. And everyone was supposed to admire it and pretend that it

I see piss bottles littering the highway all the time. In the past few years I’ve noticed an uptick on residential and other roads. Mystery solved.

Her lawyer was really struggling to defend her. It was the mental illness! It was her meds! It was the alcohol, meth and marijuana! It was the abusive childhood! It was the fear a child’s brown face! It was MAGA! The icing had to be that she would have been in DC on Jan 6 if it wasn’t for for meddling kids. Thank Jebus

A good example of this is former Canadian military Colonel Russell William. A high level white male who liked to take long runs while stalking, raping women and eventually killing two women. He also took many pictures and recorded his assaults. He would break into homes, hide for hours, masturbate on young girls’

Four years ago I was ghosted after one night together. A few weeks ago he found me on a dating site and asked if I remembered him. I said yes, I do, and then I blocked him.

One reason I love Costco, is when I visited during a all day rain all of the outdoor people were outfitted in bright yellow rain jackets and pants. That fit!  Even the women had on properly fitted rain gear!  I seen so many soaking wet miserable cart people that this was very impressive.

I’ve done my time raising kids and I have no interest in raising any more. If I’m in a bar its for adult time not to hear the shrieks or wailing of kid drama. Does your kid really want to hear the dissection of a NSFW Tinder date?

I want to know more about William screwing around on her. 

Meghan will die in childbirth putting an end to that storyline. A heartbroken Harry will return home with his orphaned kids and all will be good.

Who’s your daddy?