Didn’t miss the point, just pointing out that Cold Stone is garbage ice cream. 

I’d pass on the Stone Cold,that shit is tasteless and rock hard.

I’m going to go out like a Leonard Cohen lyric; long, slow and full of regret, love and longing. 

Trump is going to demand that everyone provide handwriting samples to find the culprit.

“as long as you don’t pull a BMW Driver and park sideways across three disabled spots.”

We have a very narrow angled road that crosses a canal. It’s wide enough for cars and RVs to cross. Truckers started using it as a shortcut. It wasn’t meant for transport trucks and they were regularly breaking the barriers and causing shutdowns and repairs. Signage well ahead of the road warned of the narrow road.…

I’ll take tremendous asshole, Alex. 

Mining bit-coins.

At least they didn’t describe his job as “menial.” So...thanks?

Full agreement. We have a family member who was falsely accused of shoplifting at Sears years ago. After proof was shown (a receipt) the staff just shrugged and no apology was offered. Our family boycotted Sears and I like to think we added to their eventual demise.

Fuck me, but those are the ugliest drapes I’ve ever seen in my life. Damn, they’re ugly.

My sister (a Virgo) fulfilled her role at our father’s funeral; short tight black dress designed to show off all of her tattoos. 

Totally right. We had a now deceased relative who showed up at every family funeral dressed in a long black dress and veil. The less the she knew the deceased the louder the wailing. Families don’t need that level of shit.

No to Sara because he didn’t want police called on hillbilly drunken shenanigans. No to Trump because it’s fucking obvious why to anyone with a memory and a brain cell.

The fuckers all tasted the same and cut your tongue.

My mother keeps a pitchfork by her door because she doesn’t have enough strength to swing a bat.  She says with the pitchfork she can poke through a partially opened door. 

I gave up milk because it was supposed to be bad for you. For a year I choked down almond or soy milk. Last month I said fuck it and had a glass of icy cold whole milk. It was delicious. Then I noticed a weight loss. I realized that milk was my hunger quencher. If I had a glass of milk, I wasn’t hungry and my snacking…

Can I ask her if our food had anything to do with his death?

Jebus, I wish I had the kind of energy these people have to go around policing and 911-ing every black person they see. I can barely get out of bed some days and get my day going. Hate must be a powerful energizer for them.

An occasional binge is not the end of the world. I just finished a chocolate caramel peanut candy that I find once every few years  I ate the bag in two days and will probably not eat candy again for six months.