That’s $1,000+ crystal glass next to a Happy Meal.

Of all the crimes this family has committed, crimes against foods have to be worst. Burned steaks with ketchup, french fries FFS when dining with people with unlimited access to the best foods in the world, giving yourself two scoops of ice cream while everyone else has one. My cat eats better than these people and he…

burn of the day!

I’m going to use “Hey Lucrezia, what’s up?” on my creepy co-worker.

Prince, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, Tom Petty and this guy. I miss them so much. All the music in the world.

Linda’s bringing her famous potato salad.

Honestly, I would to, have you seen her jewelry collection? I could dine out on her tiaras alone for a year. Meaning I’d wear them everywhere even to the gym and grocery store.

Some friends were renters and saved for a down payment. They found a neighbourhood they liked and waited patiently for the house they wanted. It took two years for the right house at the right price but it was worth it for them.

He closed his eyes and thought of England.

Imagine who much that family is going to run amok once Phillip is gone. I think the Queen is more mellow but bows to his batshittery.

I recall reading that when they were first married they didn’t live together immediately because Edward needed to get used to the idea.

I know! I loved that photo ever since I first saw it, the little girl with the handbag looks so proud.

But he does have a treadmill...

I could live in that space forever.

If he were placed in the general population at least one believer in capital punishment would love to meet him and exchange points of view.

So 60% of us are smarter?

Two different guys. She was planning on leaving Husband No.1. She then met Husband No. 2, he proposed to her (with a ring) because he didn’t want to take a chance on losing her.

The same way a friend got engaged while still married to her first husband.

I’m conflicted, don’t like him, love her.

Sorry, but I laughed out loud while picturing that. Dads are the exception to the rule.