But I’ve seen some of Marie’s dresses and wow, she did have great taste.

That explains everything. She had flashbacks to her time in Africa and feared that the “natives” were going to kidnap her White ass. Clearly the Ambassador had designs on her and was going to spirit her away on the next container ship out. At least that’s how it played out in her fevered imagination.

Well, they ain’t dog walking shoes. But I go for comfort every time so no heels for me.

The dog looks like he has Stockholm Syndrome. Also, can you explain jeans and high heels? I wear jeans to be comfortable, pairing them with heels, just seems like, why?

“Where’s my hubsies?” In the washroom, masturbating to a picture of Ann Coulter?

Some people go to work to get away from their family.

Babies make the best spies because they have that innocent tell me everything face down to a science.

If my spouse showed up at my work to just “hang around” I’d send him away. I’m way too busy for idle chitchat, plus there is no place in the kitchen for anyone to just stand around without getting in the way.

Or “Mother”

Well, I hope you’re wearing elbow length gloves while you smirk at the camera.;)

The money picture: He’s obviously at his workplace, what is she doing there? Seriously, none of my family members hang around my workplace. The closest any of them have come is to wait for me in the lobby. It’s very strange for anyone to have family around while working.

Mansplaining his racism.

My insurance covered it except for a $500 deductible. They gave me current market value for my car. I ended up with a newer model with more bells and whistles. I also got a healthy respect for what a deer can do to a car. I had to submit a police incident report as well. It was lucky(?) for me that it was in a high…

Pink are lethal, yellow are fine.

No, but I saw the worm that crawled out of the apple.

A deer totalled my car last year. The attending police officer told me that an average of one deer a day was being killed by cars. Almost everyone has hit a deer or had a near miss. If you’re lucky the damage is minimal, if not then you get a new car.

Yes, I have friends who do this. A leisurely perusal of the menu is not needed. Most menus are on-line now and you can decide on what you want before you leave home. I dined with them and noted that the restaurant had seated all the families in the same section.

As long as our kid could see other diners she was happy because she loved to people watch while gnawing on her food. We did have to break the habit as she got older, unblinking stare from a toddler, OK. Not OK from a teen.

I mentioned Malala Yousafzai earler. Do not start with teenage girls. They can mess with you 10 ways to Sunday.

Remember Malala Yousafza? She was shot in the head in an attempt to silence her advocacy work. It didn’t work and she was ONE single person. She went on to receive the Nobel Peace prize. Does the NRA really think they can silence tens of thousands of teens? Good luck with that. These kids have given me hope for the…