Biden will snatch his wig off and it’s over in less than a minute.

Where’s Jan!?

Mayo and sun dried tomatoes, use an immersion blender. Make sure you unplug it before licking the blades.

Mayo and sun dried tomatoes, use an immersion blender. Make sure you unplug it before licking the blades.

My husband had a Dane, he (the dog) used to wait with the local kids for the school bus. Once the kids were picked up the Dane came home and waited for the afternoon bus. He knew the bus schedule down to the second.

Marlon Bundo, meet Bigwig. Prepare to get your butt kicked.

Especially since she had to remove his diaper first.

Hook?! I feel like I don’t know you anymore. I change the channel so fast when that mess is on. Popeye though is great in a bizarre way.

Fun fact. The Scots were encouraged to settle in the Ottawa Valley. They were seen as hardworking, sober God fearing people who would set a good example to the drinking lazy Irish. The same Irish who were busy dying while building the Rideau Canal.

You are right, it did deserve an award.

I went through a double lane at BurgerKing. I had ordered chicken fries and a water. I got a water, some kind of double burger with everything on it and a large fries. The poor guy behind me must have gotten my single chicken fries order.

Websites that require registration before I can look around don’t get my business.

Dominos has thin crust pizza that is cut into squares, the toppings don’t overwhelm the crust and best of all, it still tastes good cold the next day.

I didn’t realize how strong the women were until I was older. I liked how they got up and out of bed every single freaking day because they had no other choice. After Katie had Neelie she realized that she had 3 kids (her husband being one) and that it was up to her to keep the family intact.

There are 5 almost identical tuna casserole recipe because no one is backing down. My mother’s church puts out a recipe book and the most common instruction is “open a can of...”.

There are so many people on the strip. I’d give the bag of cash to an accomplice who is pushing a stroller. They disappear into the crowds of tourists.

My favourite was A Tree Grows in Brooklyn because in spite of living in absolute poverty Frannie found escape in books. In the end she got a college education which gave me another poor kid with an alcoholic father hope.

You’re talking about my sister. Every guy was perfect until he wasn’t.

I’m not Irish but I love them to death. All the Irish people I know are sweethearts. BUT I have to work March 17 in the party district and I am dreading it. I know it’s not their fault that everyone is going to be shitfaced by 10 in the morning.

He’s mesmerized by Trump’s bald spot. It keeps moving.