I stopped watching after 5 minutes, the nachos were more interesting. Jalapenos, cheese, onions, salsa!

I’ve been doing this for years. Order large thin crust pizza, eat about half and leave the rest on the nightstand or somewhere in the bedroom. Eat the rest in the night or upon wakening in the morning. If I forget, then I finish the pizza off when I get home from work.

Some babies are just observant, as long as they can see what’s going, they’re fine. My kid was like that, she had to see everything and if she could, then no meltdowns. Just a baby staring at you with unblinking eyes.

I want her to divorce his ass if it’s true he gave her a week to get her pre-pregnancy body back.

Unless he brings Janet onstage, gets on his knees, kisses her feet and apologizes, I will be in the kitchen eating wings.

I wrote as an adult forced to spend way too much time in one while teens tried on every single piece of clothing in the store.

Old Navy’s products are crap and designed to wear out in less than six months. A gift card in any amount is an insult.

Bonus points for the names and the freaking adorable safety vests.

We had a friend who moved to the country and was charmed every time he saw his cat “playing” with a mouse. Until his cat started leaving half a carcass on the front porch. My cat used to leave decapitated mice by my car door. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Especially under glass. Bonus: The feathers make lovely fans.

...so no Samuel L.Jackson?

My BF has never owned a microwave (they render men sterile). He heats up food using his oven. It’s a matter of planning, he wants dinner at 5, starts heating up his left-overs 30 minutes before.

We go to the same buffet all the time and tip well. In turn, we get our beverages refreshed often and once a tip that fresh crab was coming out.

I used to do food deliveries. Whenever I made a pickup at a certain restaurant they gave out a strong “tip me” vibe. Most other restaurants understood that I was making 3-4 dollars per order and didn’t expect anything.

Yes! Costco is like that, I think people assume that all the spaces near the auto dept are reserved, they aren’t.

That one towel not facing the same way as the others vexes me.

I currently have 30 rolls under my bed.

I like parking in the outer reaches because then I don’t have a driver parked in front of me blocking other cars from moving while he waits for me to load my car.

The Kirkland brand mens’ s/s white t-shirts. Two years later and they still hold their shape. I buy them for the BF and myself. Also the socks.

Parking hint: Go against the crowd. At my Costco everyone drives into the parking lot and turns right so they can park close to the entrance. I go left and drive around the store and park at the back. There is always empty spaces and I’m just as close in terms of walking distance to the entrance.