I always thought that they got drunk the night before and lost a bet.

Because that is what matters, whether or not A Modest Proposal was a book vs pamphlet, not the contents. Look out, your house is burning down.

Obviously they are running out of brown people to deport. Duh.

Well, she helped put Universal Orlando on the map so she must have some influence.

Holy Jumping Chickens. Give us a trigger warning before that first photo.

Wasn’t he also roasted for wearing a tan suit? Horrors, the scandal level!

I know, the question stood out because our friend was a complete teetotaler.

We had to call paramedics for an elderly neighbour who was having trouble breathing and was turning blue from lack of oxygen. One of the many questions was, “had you been drinking?”

Is someone pissed because they aren’t getting an invite to the wedding? Stay home and watch the stream of happy brown and black people who will be invited. Seriously, read your Royal history and MYOFB.

so pretty...love the colour. It looks like it belongs on the shoulders of a Victorian era lady.

Right now I’m knitting a sweater with rainbow yarn. The way the colours blend together is making me very happy. For some reason I can’t post pics and I’m too lazy to figure out why right now.

Have to say that right now I am one of the no travel to the US while the Orange rules. My travel companion refuses to set foot in the US so our tourist dollars are going elsewhere. Also anecdotally, most people I know are going to Mexico or the Caribbean.

When I was younger I could sit or lie completely motionless for hours. I was also a shallow breather and several times my BF thought I had died in my sleep. Once I was sitting in an airport with my head bowed reading a book. I was approached by security because someone thought I was dead.

I went on one, as soon as the ship left Miami we ran into rough seas. They stayed like that for the entire cruise. The motion was so bad that even the crew was seasick and couldn’t function. Each time you vomit in a uncleaned bathroom your standards get lower. The sun came back out as we made our way back into port.…

Wouldn’t people be sleeping in the garages at night?

I would put a couch facing each window and spend my days staring out.

That is a rabbit hole I will not go down.

With a chihuahua it’s way easier just to use a pee pad. It helps that the poos are the size and consistency of Tootsie rolls so are easy to deal with.

No sympathy for any of them. They knew who they were working for and they still signed on. As soon as they get book deals, they’ll jump the sinking ship. And every single tell all will be along the theme of “I was the lone voice of reason...” Fuck them all.

I thought it was just me, I order the 3 piece tender meal and usually end up with 4 or 5 as well. They aren’t the small ones either, almost always they are full size. I skip the fries and get the coleslaw which is pretty good. Don’t care for the biscuits though.