And after the wedding when protocol directs that Princess Michael kneel/bow to Meghan, she (Meghan) can ask that P. Michael wear the pin while doing so.

Can’t wait for her Say Yes to the Dress episode.

I think “mouth feel” is a part of picky eating. I like eggs but they must be well cooked, any runny or undercooked eggs makes me want to vomit. I can’t watch someone dip toast in egg yolks without wanting to hurl.

What is sad about these people is that they won. They have the White House. Yet they take every opportunity to shit on the previous occupant. It’s almost like they know they got into power by nefarious means and are frightened of being exposed. They know how leaky their boat is and throwing rocks at the passing ships…

Never thought of it like that. Talk about a major burn.

Can Anita Hill invite him to appear in a hearing? Not sure how that whole thing works but Thomas sitting in the hot seat while Anita Hill questions him about his views on workplace harassement is a dream.

Anita Hill will lead a commission on sexual abuse. There is a Goddess after all.

Cinnamon buns made with pizza dough? Concentrate on making genuine restitution and acknowledgement of your crappy behaviour to all of the women you’ve hurt/assaulted/mistreated over the years first.

Also at this point most designers may prefer not to be associated with the Trump name. She could always wear Ivanka’s clothing...

My first thoughts about the Orange wonder is that I’ve never want to meet him in person, but then I think what a great story for the grandkids. How grandma met face to face with one of the great monsters of the century and lived to tell the tale. Kind of like Bilbo meeting Smaug. Except I liked Smaug.

Sorry about your dogs. It’s been my experience that most dogs have a good BS detector. It may be broken in yours. Can you train them to be more diligent? Not sure if that’s the right word.

I think most of her choices are “whatever”. She knows that whatever she wears when appearing with him, he’s going to be pissed if she outshines him. I imagine many a day starting with her being ordered to change into something else. He must be close to rage strokes some days, she has to look good to reflect well on…

Once upon a time a troll lived under a bridge....

Because I live in the frozen North and I want my fresh strawberries delivered in time for Christmas. My festive fruit bowl is more important than any workers’ welfare.

It’s going to be the theme song of the American middle class in 2018.

No one tells you that being a parent means sticking your finger in someone’s mouth, scooping out the contents and examining them.

A friend taught me how to ride his fat pony who was lazy and needed exercise. The pony only walked and even so it was important to hold the reins correctly and keep control. The pony and I were never allowed around people because I didn’t know enough to control him in crowds. That horse was not comfortable and decided…

..and then licked the ketchup off the sleeve of his bathrobe.

Little kids are like dogs, they sense who they can feel safe around.

Wow, her body language is both sad and scary.