My tires with rims go in to their special labelled bags and a friend with storage space lets me keep them in his shed.

We call it the rodent rack and the selection of bakery goods is excellent especially after a holiday. 50% off those cookies because they’re orange on Nov. 1? I’m not fussy.

I worked at a drop in centre and of all the Starbucks and Timmies (local donut chain) in town, only 2 regularly gave us donations. I loved putting out those high end pastries for our clientele, most of whom wouldn’t be allowed in their stores.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

His box of Uncle Ben’s rice?

Ed Sheeran is a spare. They keep in around as a backup for when one of the Royal Corgies dies.

I have to say they do have the best hot chocolate, not too sweet and very chocolately.

He stared into her eyes. “I want to put my thin and crispy into your deep and delicious.”

After all the shit news we’re bombarded with, this makes me happy.

As someone who enjoys rabbit on occasion, I applaud this.

This makes sense. If your job is to round up vulnerable people and your bosses tell you that there are no limits on what you can do to apprehend such individuals, then work is going to be fun every single day.

What worked for me. You can sleep in my room but in a sleeping bag on the floor. That gets old real fast.

Milk, because I thought I could drink milk and drive. Turns out that I can’t. Followed the very next week by homemade chili because the person who put it in the plastic container overfilled it and didn’t put the lid on securely. Sour milk and pungent chili is a disgusting odor combo.

Thank you. I inherited a 12 place setting of beautiful English bone china that sits boxed up. I’m going to start using them and the crystal glasses that I rescued from a dumpster because no one wanted them. Several years ago I sold the gold plated cutlery set and never regretted it.

No, just send him a text at about the time the TV show starts asking, “So, what’s new with you?”

It’s a bear, I believe you mean shit on. In the woods.

Who needs two payments of $19.95? Can’t a Trumper scrape together the full price by pulling up their bootstraps?

Call me when it’s Trump name in the “Fired today for sexual misconduct...”

Yeah, had to talk my sister into staying. I pointed out that I was next in line.

Buy a jar of mincemeat pie filling. Spread the mincemeat evenly over the pie crust. Pour on the pumpkin filling. Bake. Serve. Enjoy.