Yes, in my younger days I used to kill at Trivial Pursuit because I could retain trivia skimmed from current events and knowing major milestones. Also, there were hints in the questions themselves. What smog bound city hosted the 2008 Olympics?

I’d tell the Queen put me in the Tower of London before my kids are in the same room as that man.

also loose, lose

Not gonna lie, I thought the premise of “I Wanna Marry Harry” was the epitome of how stupid and ill-informed some Americans were. Then last November happened.

Those babies can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. After all they just got 9 months of free room and board. Seriously though, this is so sad and so wrong.

Lesson learned as I watched my beautiful white couch turn every colour in the rainbow.

It was when she and William were on vacation, some photographer took pics of her topless. Trump tweeted in effect that she should not sue and just show the world her breasts. The man is a first class pig.

True story. When my kid was 8 I bought a white IKEA couch thinking she was past the spillage stage. No, she wasn’t.

All I’m seeing is spiders on all those windows.

Just bitter because being White is no longer a Golden Ticket.

“I keep telling everyone, I am over her. Stop asking!”

She came to Canada. We made her wear the most unflattering Canadian fashion that we could find. Bonus points if Shania Twain had already rejected it.

This is probably why if he ever gets to London, Kate, Will and kids are going to be completely unavailable. No way would I let my kids anyway near someone who disrespected my mother like he has. And don’t forget he told Kate she should show the world her tits.

Give up the Botox and she’ll be free in 2 months.

Well played, Harry.

Camped a lot when I was younger. Now I enjoy my edibles surrounded by my creature comforts. You are right, I’m too old to shit in the woods anymore.

I’ve read that the rich helicopter into their deluxe campsites already set up and manned by the help.

It’s a smug people thing.

It’s the middle of the night and you are peckish. Not hungry hungry but you need something to eat that won’t keep your stomach up and is fast and simple. Special K with whole milk. One bowl and your back in dream land in 15 minutes.

I think a similar story was in a Mordecai Richler novel, except that the person removed every label from every bottle in the wine cellar.