Is he wearing the preferred haircut of the alt right/white supremacist movement?

She’s not a Black woman. She’s a fucking disgrace to mankind.

My ex used to wake up every morning with a stuffed up nose and would blow mucus for an hour. One day I asked him when he last changed his pillows. He couldn’t remember, so went out and bought new ones. No more morning snot.

Fraggle Rock!

Maybe she watching to make sure that the Bee Girl is always conforming to gender stereotypes as a “wife and mom”

“unacceptable” “does not reflect our values” “inclusive” “shocked” . Same shit, different day.

My kid watched cartoons, I never watched with her. They were so dumb and inane, Care Bears, Smurfs etc. that I would gouge my eyes out before closely watching any of them.

My ex had 3 cats and the last one would not die. It lived to be about 20 and I think it kept going just to piss him off. It was healthy until the day it decided to die in his closet. He (the ex) was such an asshole he didn’t notice for a few days. Served him right (the ex).

One of my cats learned to stay on the mat until I dried his paws. The other cat was ‘fuck off, I’m leaving wet dirty paw prints on everything”.

Did all the guests know that it was a 400+ party? If they did so, the thought process was that they wouldn’t be missed in such a crowd.

The way they move through water makes my skin crawl, it just looks so unnatural.

They look so dignified!

It’s never good when your cat is smarter than you.

I used to burrito my cat when he needed medication. The problem was he recognized the towel after a while and I had to keep changing it to a different one.

As per the Agreement, she must allow skin to skin contact for a maximum of 15 seconds in public once a month.

Why is she always accompanying him? It’s like she can’t trust him out of her sight....

and the next morning, his parents are: “WTF happened to our table?!?! This is coming out of your allowance young man!”

Winning!

Cut off their internet, deny them dessert and send them to their room.

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