Yeah, the SIL is going to get poor me mileage from being turned away at the door with her sad little babies. But by that point you will be married and celebrating with sane people who wish you well. Your SIL will thank you later for giving her enough material to dun family out of money for a couple more years.

The only thing to make this perfect would be if she were Russian.

Look at the way he’s holding that banana. Newsflash: fresh fruit is not poison!

Our local corner store was the only place I could send my kid to test her first all by herself outings. They knew her and she knew the store, the one by her father’s place always gave her a free bagel after school. No nefarious intentions, just a family making a living. It’s been 20 years since I’ve been in their…

The whole premise of the show irritates me and I’ve only seen promos. I too have irrational hatred of things that I know nothing about.

Speaking as someone who is a complete coward, all the best to friends who are willing to give up an organ for someone else. A friend donated a kidney to his mother and I am in awe of anyone willing to be cut open and sewn back up.

I had to take a business/marketing class as a prerequisite for my degree and my most hated memory is the “elevator pitch” which we were forced to create. Did anyone ever score funding or a job based on harassing someone in an elevator?

That face says; “No worries, daddy will take care of this.”

The guy who broke up with me, promised me I would always be his best friend and reminds me of that every time he’s between GFs and wants his dick taken care of. Best friends don’t pull their dicks out before hello, how are you doing.

It varied, some people were so happy at not having to go out in bad weather, they’d tip really well. Other people would stand in the door watching you wade through their unshovelled sidewalk and not even say thank you. It was always a crap shoot.

Was this organized by the Pizza Hut manager?

Our food was packaged in styrofoam containers, then packed into a paper bag and then a large plastic bag. It was transported in the car in a thermal bag. I had complaints because the plastic bag got wet between the car and their house during a torrential downpour. I actually liked driving and doing deliveries…

“I’m giving this restaurant one star. Our meal was ruined by the staff crying because they lost their homes. Focus, people!”

and threatening to fire them for not showing up for their Pizza Hut shifts.

Taking into account that mowing people down with a moving vehicle is now a real method of terrorism, (Nice, France, et al), it seems rather disingenuous to claim “hey, it’s just a joke!” But of course foreigners can’t understand humour.

I delivered food in snowstorms and when the owner finally had to close because even the snowplows had stopped running, people lost their shit. Look outside your window. Almost 2 feet of snow down and more coming. Your pizza can wait.

I did that, worst snowstorm of the season, couldn’t get out of my driveway, convinced a cab to take me to work. Once I arrived the owner decided that since the highways were closed and the police had been telling people to stay off them, maybe she should close. A nice snowplow driver gave me a ride back home.

Apparently there is going to a big shortage of construction workers so there is that. P Hut can make the TMs that do show help re-build the store as part of team spirit. At regular pay of course.

lol, of course not. The bank closed for the day while he was detained for the police.

There are no small jobs, only small hands.