mondayisforwinners
Mondayisforwinners
mondayisforwinners

Can you tell my friend that these are estimates? He reads the box, if it says 20 minutes at 350, he puts it in at 20 minutes at 350. The food may be burning or not cooked through but he argues that he’s just following the instructions. He made a pizza that was black on the bottom and even though it was clearly

I googled streetview of my home and I recognized a guy walking nearby even with his face blurred. He walks every day in the same clothes.

Sorry Ann, you can’t polish this turd.

Her family is here and I think she got tired of living in a cinder block house. She was outed while living there and probably thought she could hide in plain sight in Canada. One reason she chose Quebec is because people were less likely to have heard of her. Also in her mind, she did no wrong.

She seems like the kind of mother who could inflict pain without leaving visible bruises.

She thought she could have the happily ever after because of the disconnect in her mind between her crimes and the fact that a sweet smile always worked for her. Her sister even wrote a letter to her in prison talking about how stupid people are. (I used to read everything I could about her because she was so evil).

Imagine being a teenager and googling your mother and finding about all this. But I’m pretty sure she has a story already worked out for them.

The trial was going on while my kid was the same age as the victims. I didn’t let her watch any of it because it was so horrific. As a result, my kid and all of her friends got rides from parents everywhere they wanted to go. Didn’t matter the time of day or night, a parent would go pick up everyone and drop them off.

Yes, I think the nurse(s) ended up with reprimands because you’re supposed to give care no matter how vile the patient. I can’t recall if it was one nurse or more.

She’s back in Canada, trying to live a quiet life in Quebec but at least once a year she gets outed to her neighbours.

One day, you are going to breeze by him looking absolutely fab with a cool, quick “Hi, how you doing?” without waiting for a response. He will stare at your retreating figure and think “WTF did I miss out on?” In other words, his loss.

by a baton

The US team was robbed...

I had to take a group of 13-14 yr old girls to see Titanic. They all cried at the ending. Then I had to take them all back the next week because they wanted to cry at the ending all over again. For the third time, I made another parent make the trip.

I have no idea, I think it’s just extra salty pepperoni but I love it.

I spent my birthday eating chocolate and reading with breaks to watch American Dad on Netflix in bed for most of the day. I only got up to answer the door for my pizza delivery order (vintage pepperoni). My day was so much better than hers could ever be.

Oh my, the suffering these poor kids endured...

I think it’s the Home Depot Spackle line: “Colour me Entitled.”

Did you hear it with your own two ears?

I live in an area that has seen an increase in the black bear population. I don’t care how much people say that they are more afraid of us them we are of them, that they don’t usually attack humans, I am staying the fuck away from the areas where they are sighted.