I’ve watched a few friends get strung along for years with the “Maybe I’ll think about marriage in the future soon.” line. They don’t realize how meaningless that is and they pin their hopes on vague promises.

It does help that I’m not super fussy about my coffee. I like it strong with cream so most places manage to have at least one strong brew. Strangely, I’ve tried SB several times and I just don’t like it.
McDonalds renovated most of their stores here to make them more “friendly”, better seating etc. but even though…

Taylor Swift: You are young, pretty, smart and successful. If you want to marry that guy or any guy for that matter, ASK HIM. Do not give any guy that power over you. Why wait on pins and needles for him to make up his mind? Stand in front of him and tell him that he’s crazy not to commit to what you are bringing to…

I save money by not having coffee loyalty. McDonalds offers a free small coffee for a week. I get it there. Panera gives me one free coffee a day for a month, I’m there. Tim Hortons does a coffee/donut special and I’m in line. I get a free coffee with every 10 I buy at my local gas station. Usually by the time one…

Your worst nightmare.

Then she opens the closet, all the dirty clothes spill out. You point your finger at her and tell her it’s all her fault.

Please tell me that’s the parent in the “Only the best for children” t-shirt.

When my kid was 4 she thought it was hilarious if she hid in a store and didn’t respond to my calls. She did it once. I looked directly into her eyes and said, very slowly, if she ever did that again I would spank her. I had never spanked her before. She got how serious I was. A lecture about safety wouldn’t have…

Mononucleosis. The cure is bed rest, isolation, self care and no stress. Plus everyone’s heard of it so no need for long explanations.

It’s like a “numbering course” except that you learn to count past 10.

With themed episodes. Teens who broke their friends’ phones. Exes who “borrowed” cars. BFs who owe bail money. Dogs who bite the neighbours. etc etc

“The money was a gift not a loan!” Please take this to Judge Judy, these cases are her bread and butter.

It took me almost a year to find a good? time to tell my ex I wanted out. Something always intervenes, holidays, deaths, jobs, life. Sometimes you just have to pull the pin. In my case, Mother’s Day. Sometimes you just can’t take another day and it ends.

He had her put in handcuffs, maybe he needed a visual for his spank bank inventory.

Most people are aware of how tipping works and they know that if they don’t tip, the server is working for essentially nothing. And they enjoy knowing this while treating their server like their own personal serf.

School closed for the summer here about a month ago. The most responsible kids packed up and took their stuff. Some dragged their stuff to the curb and put a “free” sign on it. The rest just shrugged and walked away.

It was Bigfoot.

No, we’ve been getting our information from the internet and local beekeepers. We live in rural Canada, so our resources are all local.

We researched bees and we’re going to get a beehive for the edge of our property. I am so excited. Free honey and maybe a visit from Yogi.

You said it better than me. I’m always late.