Do you have to be poor and a visible minority to qualify or is just being a woman good enough?

Yeah, because the first thought that a sexual assault victim has is, “Wow! I just won the lottery! How lucky can I be!”

Holy Hell, the sheer number of times she uses “I”.

She has two choices. Yes, I know everything or No, I’m a willfully blind moron desperately clinging to my financial blanket.

I have a picture of my 19 yr old self in a white string bikini on a beach. I hit everything, flat stomach, perky boobs, thigh gap, flawless skin and was so self conscious. I thought I was ugly because I wore glasses and my BF at the time constantly pointed out my flaws. If I knew then what I know now, I’d kick his ass…

I have facial psoarisis and if I don’t apply my medicated cream every day, I have bad breakouts. My skin has gotten thin over the years and I can’t use any harsh cleansers. Baby wipes sound like a good idea, if they can be used on tender tushies, then they must be gentle enough for faces.

I always eat a healthy breakfast, fresh fruit, yogurt, avocado, multigrain toast. Then the rest of the day can be a cheat day.

Anyone who believes these people actually use these products deserves to get the runs for 14 days.

I keep reading his name as Scott Dick

Listen to someone with experience. I flew last year with a friend who hadn’t flown in years. Told her to wear slip-on shoes. She liked her lace up boots better and as a result she spent a lot of time, tying and untying them while juggling everything else.

No. 3 with stars. While flying last year, myself and about 20 others nearly missed our connecting flight. The cause was a person who insisted on going through the regular screening line instead of the near empty one beside us that was designated for strollers, families, etc. The guard asked him several times if he’d…

Who names their kid “Shudder”?

Every pastel wearing man likes a low end taco now and then.

Ironically, I work on my feet for 10-12 hours a day as a cook. When I get home, I don’t feel like cooking and I sure don’t feel like showering the grease off me in order to go to the gym. Strangely enough I eat very little at work because by the time it’s ready, I’m sick of seeing it and smelling it. My solution is to…

He is a very kind man indeed. We didn’t work out as a couple but we’re still friends.

On one of our first dates, my BF spent most of it chatting with an obviously lonely single man at the next table. The man was disabled and was very happy to be out for a meal. It was a green flag for me because it showed that even though my BF wanted to be with me, he realized that this guy wanted to chat and he…

..sleeveless shirt-wearing, woman-toting, motorcycle-cruising

Do the monsters pretend to be sick so they don’t have to go hiking?

Hiking can be fun, people tend to forget that if you hike 5 miles in, you have to hike 5 miles back out and that’s when the fun stops.

We had just moved to a new city and I had no friends or family close by. Every single woman who noticed my pregnancy told me labour was horrific and never ending. My husband and I took Lamaze classes and learned breathing techniques. I was asked if I wanted drugs and I said no, I was feeling fine. I was in labour for…