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Lets see, there’s the Sassy Black Shouty one, the Fat Falling Over one and the other unfunny ones.

Not that it’s an excuse for us desk jockeys, but if it was literally our job to work out and get in shape for a movie, and we had trainers and dietitians working with us daily and our sole task every day way to work out, we’d all be in great shape...but we get to sit at a desk for 8+ house a day and have our commute

Free time, get paid to look good, so you do the math.

I’m 30, it’s time to get my shit together.

That was...... really, quite boring.

Commentariat reaction (myself included)

Is it just me or is she slightly pregnant?

I’m throwing dollars at the screen and nothing is happening.

I was just gonna go with “Ooo-da-lolly!”

You are a fucking psycho.

Game of Thrones has been the weirdest fandom experience imaginable to me. I started reading those books in 2004 (when I was probably way too young to be doing so) and fell deeply in love with them. I bought copies for my cousin and for all my friends. I bought the trading cards, the calendar, the board game. My

Free speech is freedom from government intervention, not freedom from a rich dude funding a legitimate lawsuit against you. When Peter Thiel becomes President, this is a legitimate gripe.

She’s only popular because modern feminism needs a masculine female character to rally behind.

That’s why my porn stash is in stone

10,000 years later, the only evidence of our existence will be the things we’ve made with stone

Gawker would still owe Hulkamania millons.

Ghostbusters 2016 - WE ARE BEGGING YOU TO LIKE US.

Great, now if they do spots with Murray and Hudson I’ll have seen all 30 seconds of the movie I care about.

I feel the “not riding a giant elk” is the more important missing feature here.