Dark Souls 3. Until someone pries it from my cold, dead hands.

Lol. Last weekend I fired up my copy of Kingdoms of Amalur on PS3. I remember I really liked it when it came out, but it was not great to revisit after playing games like Witcher 3.

Yeah the combat is why I never finished the game. I liked nearly everything else, but just couldn’t get past that.

Well if those are the only two possible categories, I feel pretty damn good about myself. “Perfectly swell white guy” it is!

Shhhh. Let them enjoy their Trump hate circle jerk.

This. Let’s all just embrace the future together. We’ll piss and shit in the same fucking space. I’m tired of people using the bathroom as yet another way to fuck someone over (figuratively speaking, obviously).

MFW.

Lol. You old rogue, you. I like your style.

Don’t die, bro. You’ve got this.

This. If you’re married, cheat with other married people.

This. Must know, OP.

When I finish writing this silly little PhD dissertation on the spatiality of race and reproduction of white priv... zzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ

I don’t get this mentality. I’d be psyched to find a woman who’s more educated and/or successful work-wise than me. As my life has played out, this hasn’t happened. Being the sole bread-winner in a relationship sucks. There’s obviously other good shit a person can bring to the table, but I’d like to find myself in…

I admire your vitriol. Papa Peanut is a lucky nut.

You’d be surprised how much all that gear weighs. Then factor in that some guys may be machine gunners and/or ammo bearers. 70+ pounds of extra weight wasn’t uncommon.

It is a crucial part of the infantry job, actually. We regularly practiced buddy carries. And it came in pretty fucking handy during both of my deployments, as I had to carry several injured friends to safety during firefights.

Whoa, cowboy. Bacon is an anytime meal. Everyone knows that.