I love this comment thread so much.

As a fellow 30-something, I both agree and disagree. Looking back through my nostalgia-tinted glasses, sure, it seemed like a golden era of gaming when I was a kid. I still love going back and playing old Sega Genesis, N64, etc. games. Still, the ratio of good games to shit games was not much different back then.

I love you.

WINTER IS KORNING.

This is literally how I became friends with my best friend. Weird how that works.

By “work on” does he mean you need to work out? If so, tell him to get his ass to the gym too. Even the worst case scenario there involves you getting healthier. He should be able to show the same level of commitment that he’s expecting of you.

My exact breakfast of choice! I can’t go until noon without partaking, though.

Over 135 lbs does not imply out-of-shape, though. Girls at my gym weigh that much easily, and they are toned as hell. Even assuming a 140 lb girl isn’t super toned and fit, 140 lbs is NOT a lot of weight for a 180 lb, 6’2” man to maneuver in the bedroom. If you say it is, then you probably are too fragile to be having…

If he’s too fragile to have sex with a girl who weighs more than 135 lbs, then he clearly also needs help opening pickle jars... or doing anything that requires even a modest amount of strength.

I can’t imagine what she’s had to go through.

Some ladies are the worst at accepting compliments. He might have been drunk, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t sincere. :P

Was that wrong of me?

Is that bad? I think you posted the wrong gif. Here, let me help ya out.

Starred because Dom.

Bro. You aren’t fat either. Chill.

And if that’s the case, there are those of us who will gladly take one for the team to help her out. If I have to tell people I’m sleeping with a fat chick, then so fucking be it.

ALL of them in the Past 5 years?? What the fuck is that shit?