So much Adam for this occasion.

I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I like this comment because it describes my life perfectly right now.

Same here. I was a math major, so unless that app starts throwing higher order differential equations at me, a breathalyzer is probably the best bet.

I’m good at being adequate. Call me.

If it’s in Saga, it can’t be wrong.

Obligatory.

Awesome, thanks for the responses, guys. I’m always wondering whether I’m eating enough or too much protein. I’ve hit kind of a plateau in the cutting, and it’s messing with my mind!

Does the protein need scale up at all for those who spend significant time every day lifting weights? I’ve heard various numbers from sites like bodybuilding.com.

Lol, I just posted this same thing in another thread. I’d take the jail and the fine to connect with a wild animal like he did!

This. He deserved the punishment he got, but I would have felt it completely worth it to connect with a wild (as wild as a captive animal can be, anyway) animal in such a way. That’s not to say that he should keep taking that chance, though.

Yeah, I’ve met people who hang up squirrels that they killed on their walls at home. For the life of me, I can’t understand the pride they get from killing the big, bad squirrel. That goes for any animal, but seriously, a fucking squirrel?

I can has DKP? My pally needs loots.

I’m basically about to set my life on fire and watch it burn... and perhaps light a cigarette off of it.

Also, as my sister once wisely observed: “If you’re not happy, you don’t need a reason to end things.

Is the common enemy your ex wife?

Welp. That’s fucking terrifying.

just because that happens doesnt mean I am going to all of the sudden start spending all this money.

Pooping is as close as I get to quiet prayer.