If/when you fix or redo the paint, PLEASE keep the pinstripes. They’re gorgeous and small enough to not be gaudy.

Y’all really gonna advertise this like every second day? I live in Canada, no I can’t come. Don’t make me jealous, dammit.

Can you imagine the results of Pastor Maldonado entering a braking zone at 300?

Burnout Paradise. It’s the same thing but years before and better. Criterion basically re-used and watered down Paradise to make Most Wanted. Same billboard and jump challenge type stuff, but more Burnout. So more crashes and explosions. Paradise doesn’t have you unlock cars by finding them... they spawn around the…

I learned the basics of countersteering from playing racing games as a kid... survived my first winter driving a 2wd truck with all-seasons. Wouldn’t do again, but...

So you can just selectively ignore Fair Use if you don’t like the guy?

I remember the main character in Neil Stephenson’s Zodiac drove one of those, and from that point on it was cool shit to me.

Because of harmless and amusing internet jokes?

Jefferson Starship Highway. Keep part of the name, but offend no one except possibly diehard Airplane purists!

Jefferson Starship Highway. Keep part of the name, but offend no one except possibly diehard Airplane purists!

Why on God’s green earth do you consider replica cars “counterfeiting”? It’s very easy to tell they’e not original with a quick glance at the VIN, so nobody is being scammed. Replicas are just great ways to get the classics you loved as a kid at a reasonable price...if it’s something nice like a Factory Five and not a…

It looks like a cop car from a videogame that can’t afford licenses for real chevys.

You know, it never hit me until now, but the Leaf reminds me of Uter from the Simpsons.

Who peed on your dentures, gramps?

Every GTA Online expansion is free, dude.

Is the Viper’s finisher a DDT? ;)

Yeah, that happened to my dad’s ‘03. He just did it over in blue marker... not the classiest, but it’s a stripper work truck anyway.

I often hate to comment on politics. I know the amount of passion that it brings out in people. I know how dedicated many are in their views.

I have platonic friends I text at 4 am. I mean, we’re all guys, but still.

How is asking someone out on the job sexist bullshit? Awkward, maybe, but I don’t see how that’s relevant.