It takes some people ten years to save up ten grand of spendable money. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s not a materialism thing. A lot of people own cars as purely possessions and status symbols, yes. But for most of us here, a car is something we live with. Day in, day out. It takes us to work, to fuck, to eat, to vacation... it’s a part of your life. You attach memories and emotions to it. “Oh, I remember when I…

The last few inches are the most important part.

Why do you have to make this about objectification? Why is it always “this wraps back around to the real-world problem about women being perceived as objects?” No. A shitty tiddie anime will not set back women’s rights. It’s just a shitty tiddie anime watched by people who think hentai gets to the point too quickly.…

The Reliant Supervan has a motorbike engine swap and a “widebody kit” which puts training wheels on the front of the car.

To play Monty on the Run during break, I presume.

Something designed in the Soviet Union or late 70's America, I presume.

That’s a bit harsh. One of them could have grown up to make a laser moon cannon or something, you don’t know.

Telling someone to “remove your opinions” before you’ll discuss that opinion with them seems kind of self-sabotaging.

Every race in Forza usually goes to shit by the first corner, in which a human player decides to call upon the spirit of M. Rossi and violently rear-end someone.

It’s not inherently unjust 100% of the time. That’s not what OP was saying; they were pointing out that unjust killings of unarmed people happen, under rather flimsy excuses like “they might have done something” when they really couldn’t have. Quote from OP:

Of course those situations happen. But saying that “unarmed vs. armed” doesn’t matter is ridiculous; those situations only happen once the person is in swinging distance, and most people stop before then when confronted with the barrel of a gun. If someone is armed, they pose a much greater threat at any distance than…

Well, I really do like Tiff Needell. But it pretty much was a British version of Motorweek, that is to say dryer than a Floridian cougar’s undercarriage.

That burn came crashing down, and it hurt inside.

I hate to do this, but... *accumulative. And, hell, in this case it would probably be cumulative instead. But I’m just being an asshole.

Punches aren’t known for going as far or causing as much damage as bullets, chum.

The fake wire wheels, whitewall tires, spare tire bulges, opera windows, and (shudder) landau tops were all stylistic throwbacks meant to recall an earlier age of luxury. But, like a beloved musician making a terrible new album, the comparison with the past only served to highlight just how shitty the present was.…

If I remember correctly, they also tested a Ford Transit and a Mercedes Sprinter against the Promaster. The Promaster was last by a cavernous margin. They liked the other two, but the entire section for the Dodge was just brutal.

The amount of geographically-focused rage and defensiveness on this post baffles me. He’s criticizing a car based its merits, or lack of such. He’s not taking a dump on the entire country of America, or American automobiles altogether. I’m pretty sure most Jalopnik authors get an unstoppable hard-on whenever they see…